THE SEXY SENIORS OF SOUTH BRANCH, TILLY AND ELMER - EXPANDED IBD

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'The Sexy Seniors of South Branch' includes ten original short stories chronicling the adventures and misadventures of Tilly and Elmer, sexagenarians from South Branch, Iowa. Tilly and Elmer have been married nearly fifty years, and they?re still as frisky as they were back when they were dating in high school (the subject of the Tilly and Elmer FlashbackX series, Coming of Age in South Branch). While they are just as frisky, they are not as thin, athletic, or flexible as they were. Where there?s a will there?s a way though, and Tilly and Elmer manage to get themselves into, and usually out of, some funny, surprising, and occasionally embarrassing adventures.?In 'Tilly and Elmer get Crazy', Tilly reads a magazine article on how to drive your man crazy in the bedroom. By the end, they are both a little crazy.?In 'Tilly and Elmer Get Warmed Up', they try to recreate a snowy tryst they had as teenagers, but this time, getting naked in the woods during mid winter doesn?t turn out to have the same appeal as it once did.?In 'Tilly and Elmer go to Las Vegas', Elmer is feeling old, so they go on vacation to relive their lost youth. They don?t come back any younger, but they are local heroes when they get back home.?An awkward evening is the subject of 'Tilly and Elmer?s 50th Class Reunion'. Each meets an old flame, but like Tilly and Elmer, their fantasies are 50 years older too.?'Skin and Scandal' recounts Tilly and Elmer?s attempt to recreate an afternoon of skinny-dipping and risky romance they remember from their younger days. No one observed them the first time. Unfortunately, this time not all of the tweets came from the birds overhead.?Elmer has restored the ?53 Chevy pickup he had when they were dating in high school. Their attempt to enjoy the intimacy of the small truck cab though, proves more painful than it was fifty years ago in 'Truck Tryst'.?In 'Tilly?s Afternoon Delight', the mixture of a sexy novel, the arrival of a young, handsome woodsman to trim their backyard oak tree, and a couple of gin and tonics, causes Tilly a bit of confusion while Elmer is off fishing for the afternoon.?'Tilly and Elmer -in- Decent Exposure': Tilly & Elmer?s hidden talents are the talk of South Branch.?Tilly and Elmer?s sojourn in San Francisco is the subject of 'Tilly and Elmer Trip Out'.?Our favorite sexagenarian?s daughter and son-in-law arrive early for dinner and discover Tilly and Elmer on the kitchen floor 'Snug as Two Bugs'.